Blair: "Hello?"
Barney: "Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife."
Blair: "Oh, Barney, it's 3:00 in the morning."
Barney: "Put my wife on the phone."
Blair: "She's not your wife and I'm not waking her."
Barney: "All right. Well, then just ask her what she wants me to do with all these nude photos I have of her. Ah, come to think of it, you actually might want them, if only to see what Miriam looked like in her prime."
[Blair hangs up]