Demolition * Quotes

"Dear Champion Vending Company: I put five quarters in your machine and proceeded to push B2, which should have given me peanut M&M's. Regrettably, it did not. I found this upsetting, as I was very hungry, and also my wife had died ten minutes earlier."

"Man loses his wife, he's a widower. Child loses a parent, they're an orphan. But losing a child... there is no word for this. And it shouldn't be."

"Who the fuck drives a station wagon?"

"Nobody wants carousels anymore. They want roller coasters that go upside down and make you puke."

"There was love between us your daughter and I, it's just that I didn't hold onto it well enough."

[Shopping at the hardware store]
Chris: "Why you buying all this shit?"
Davis: "Uh, the tools of the trade, my young friend."
Chris: "What trade would that be?"
Davis: "Destruction, devastation. I mean, haven't you ever wanted to just smash the shit out of something?"

[Tearing down the house with a sledgehammer]
Chris: "What are you exactly doing?"
Davis: "I'm taking apart my marriage."