"I'm a good guy. I'll prove it to you in 10 points. A bit like one of Letterman's Late Show Top 10 Lists. So here we go...
Number 10: I am always up front. Always.
Number 9: I never look for a scape goat.
Number 8: If you give me a job, I'll always see it through.
Number 7: I've never shown contempt for people who fear me.
Number 6: I've never betrayed the guy who gave me my first gun.
Number 5: I never wished any harm on anybody.
Number 4: I lived outside the law, but only outlaws didn't judge me.
Number 3: Anybody who doesn't contradict me can expect nothing but good things from me.
Number 2: In my neighborhood when I was running it, there was never a single robbery on the street. People lived and slept peacefully.
Number 1 of the top 10 reasons why I'm a good guy? I don't like to cause pain for no reason, because all my sadistic urges are satisfied when I cause pain for a good reason."