Brian Fantana: "I think I was in love once."
Ron Burgundy: "Really? What was her name?"
Brian Fantana: "I don't remember."
Ron Burgundy: "That's not a good start, but keep going..."
Brian Fantana: "She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again."
Ron Burgundy: "I'm pretty sure that's not love."
Brian Fantana: "Damn it..."