Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Where the hell are you from anyway, private?"
Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir, Texas, sir."
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Pvt. Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir, no, sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "Are you a peter puffer?"
Pvt. Cowboy: "Sir, no, sir!"
Gny. Sgt. Hartman: "I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!"