David Brent: Life on the Road * Quotes

"We are Foregone Conclusion."
[announcing his band's name onstage]

"People often say, 'Is there anything you won't joke about?' Yes, the handicapped."

"He's back! Did you miss me?"

"Hello, I'm David Brent. You probably know me as the star of the BBC2 documentary The Office back in... [covers his mouth to finsih] ... No, that was then. This is now. I'm currently a singer songwriter, and a rep."

"That's as stiff as you like and it won't damage your rug. Well that's what I told her."
[selling a poduct]

"I found myself again and I started to do what I do best: entertain."

"Keep the noise down. No, turn it up."