Storks
Release date: 09/23/2016
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"It's an image old as time, a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quant? But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over seventy-five years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as, perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic. We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, 'Goo-goo, gah-gah.' So when you're looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver."
Hunter Kelsey Grammer
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