Storks * Quotes

"Check out my girlfriend! She's in Canada! She migrated, she's not made up. Look at her, look at her! She exists, bro!"

"It's an image old as time, a baby swaddled in white delivered by the stork. How quant? But you'll find here on Stork Mountain we take baby delivery seriously. I'm here to finally unveil our new and improved Human Infant Production Facility. We have perfected and streamlined the process, devising a zero mistake work flow. Using the most cutting edge technology coupled with over seventy-five years of hard worn experience, our new process has been described as, perfect, precise, flawless, ideal, immaculate, no problemo, error proofed, too good to fail, the opposite of the Titanic. We work hard just so you can hear the four most precious words in human language, 'Goo-goo, gah-gah.' So when you're looking for a baby delivery you can count The Stork Delivery Service. Make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver."

Hunter: "What was that? ... Oh, no!"
Tulip: "My bad!"

"You're probably asking yourself how a stork, a girl and a baby wound up in this situation? Let me go back at the beginning of the story..."

Hunter: "Junior, do you know, why I built my office entirely out of glass even though birds can't see glass?"
Junior: "I do not."
[a couple of birds crash right onto the glass office]
Hunter: "Power move."

Hunter: "I'm getting out of babies and into packaged goods."
Junior: "Cool, cool, cool, very cool."
Hunter: "Monday it'll all be yours, barring some monumental screw-up."

Junior: "Orphan Tulip?"
Tulip: "Junior? Uh, Tulip is just fine. Orphan hurts my heart."
Junior: "That's a quail, an emo, there's a chicken, they cannot fly."
Quail: "She's helping us achieve our dreams."
Tulip: "This is going to be great, guys."