Sid: "Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion. But I want to share everything with you. You're the wind beneath my fleas, the algae of my eye. Will you be..."
Female Sloth: "I'm going to stop you right there. I'm breaking up with you."
Sid: "What?! But I planned our whole future! Our wedding, our kids, our burial plots."
Female Sloth: "Are you crazy, we've only had one date! It lasted fourteen minutes!"
Sid: "Yeah, but it felt like twenty."
Female Sloth: "Oh, I can't! A ring? I mean I like the ring, but, no, I can't, you're too clingy."
Sid: "How is this clingy?"
Female Sloth: "And by the way, you look nothing like your profile picture."