The Wolf Of Wall Street * Quotes

"OK, first rule of Wall Street - Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going up, down or f-ing sideways, least of all stockbrokers. But we have to pretend we know."

"Her pussy was like heroine to me. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Naomi and I got along. I mean, we had similar interests and shit."

"Let me tell you something. There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time.!

Max Belfort: "What kind of hooker takes credit cards?"
Donnie Azoff: "A rich one."

"My name is Jordan Belfort. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.!

"On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my 'back pain', Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome."

Jordan: "You want a beer, pal?"
Donnie: "What are you drinkin'?"
Jordan: "I got this non-alcoholic shit..."
Donnie: "What's that?"
Jordan: "It's like a non-alcoholic beer. It's got no... no alcohol."
Donnie: "It's a beer?"
Jordan: "Yeah, with no alcohol."
Donnie: "But, you drink enough and... you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up?"
Jordan: "No, there's no alcohol. That's the fuckin' point."
Donnie: "I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer."
Jordan: "I know, but I don't drink, remember? I don't drink anymore?"
Donnie: "What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I love it."
Jordan: "Yeah..."
Donnie: "How's being sober?"
Jordan: "It fuckin' sucks."
Donnie: "Boring, right?"
Jordan: "So boring. I'm gonna kill myself."