Laurie Jupiter: "Do you remember that crazy guy? What did he call himself... Captain Carnage. The one who used to pretend he was a supervillain just so he could get beaten up all the time?"
Dan Dreiberg: "Yeah, he tried that on me once. I just walked away. He starts following me down the street in broad daylight, yelling 'Punish me! Punish me!' I'm just saying 'No! Get lost.'"
Laurie Jupiter "God. Whatever happened to him?"
Dan Dreiberg: "Well, he pulled that on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft."
[Pause... then both laugh]
Laurie Jupiter: "Oh my god. That isn't even funny."
Dan Dreiberg: "It is a little funny."