[A loaded gun in the back of his trousers goes off]
David: "Oh, that burns!"
Kelly: "Oh, my gosh, David! Let me see!"
David: "Oh, God!"
[as she looks at his buttocks]"
Kelly: "I think that bullet just went straight between your cheeks."
David: "Yeah, it feels like it just grazed my biscuits right there betwixt them."
Kelly: "Right down the middle."