The Lobster
Release date: 11/06/2015
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Lisping Man: "Have you thought about what animals you want to be if you don't make it?"
David: "A lobster."
Lisping Man: "I'm gonna be a parrot if I don't make it. Why don't you become parrots too? And then we'll all be together."
The Limping Man: "You're a complete idiot, picking one of the few animals that can talk when you have speech impediment. You'll lisp, even as an animal. [to David] As you, they'll catch you and put you in a pot of boiling water until you die and then they'll crack open your claws with a tool, like pliers, and they'll suck out what little flesh you have with their mouths. You're pathetic, both of you. I'm not going to be turned into some animal. I'll come and visit you though with my partner, when we're walking together in some park or when we're swimming in the sea, or when we're on one of our trips."
David: "A lobster."
Lisping Man: "I'm gonna be a parrot if I don't make it. Why don't you become parrots too? And then we'll all be together."
The Limping Man: "You're a complete idiot, picking one of the few animals that can talk when you have speech impediment. You'll lisp, even as an animal. [to David] As you, they'll catch you and put you in a pot of boiling water until you die and then they'll crack open your claws with a tool, like pliers, and they'll suck out what little flesh you have with their mouths. You're pathetic, both of you. I'm not going to be turned into some animal. I'll come and visit you though with my partner, when we're walking together in some park or when we're swimming in the sea, or when we're on one of our trips."
Lisping Man John C. Reilly
Limping Man Ben Whishaw
David Colin Farrell
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