911 Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Andy: "There's a crazy guy at my high school and he's trying to beat me up!"
911 Operator: "If you have a problem with a bully I need you to speak to a teacher."
Andy: "I am teacher!"
[the operator and all colleagues are laughing]
911 Operator: "You're a grow man, now go and take that ass-whooping."