Scully: "What is it that you were praying for in there, sir?"
Father Joe: "For the salvation of my immortal soul."
Scully: "And you think God hears your prayers?"
Father Joe: "You think he hears yours?"
Scully: "I didn't bugger 37 altar boys."
Fox Mulder: "Hmm, that's a pleasant way of putting it."
Scully: "I have another word I could use, if you'd like."
Mulder: "I'm sure you do."