Obi-Wan: "What took you so long?"
Anakin: "Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked..."
Obi-Wan: "There he is."
Anakin: "...with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities."
Obi-Wan: "If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman."
Anakin: "I thought I already did."
Obi-Wan: "Only in your mind, my very young apprentice."