Bruce One: "Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions - especially mine - but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart."
George: "And other parts of your anatomy."
Bruce One: "Oh, my God, George, that's so funny. That's so funny! You're such a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?"