Jaime Lannister: "But even if the boy lives he would be a cripple, a grotesque. Give me a good, clean death anyday."
Tyrion Lannister: "Speaking for the grotesques, I have to disagree. Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities. I hope the boy does wake. I'd be very interested to hear what he has to say."
Jaime Lannister: "Dear brother, there are times you make me wonder whose side you're on."
Tyrion Lannister: "Dear brother, you wound me. You know how much I love my family."