Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

"The fact is, we all started out as someone's little angel. And a place like this forces us to become warriors or victims. Nothing in between can exist here."

"You got your rules and we got the gang's rules... and theirs matter."

"There is no normal anymore. Just adaptation."

"I'm not well suited for imprisonment. Shocking, I know. Some men are. Ned Stark... I imagine he made an excellent prisoner right up until the end. But me, though - my life has left me uniquely unfit for constraint."

"He was a painter. A painter who only used red."

"Has anyone ever told you that you are as boring as you are ugly?"
[to Brienne of Tarth]

Tyrion: "Should I explain the meaning of a closed door in a whorehouse, brother?"
Jaime: "You've much to teach me, no doubt, but our sister craves your attention."
Tyrion: "She has odd cravings, our sister."
Jaime: "A family trait."

Jaime Lannister: "But even if the boy lives he would be a cripple, a grotesque. Give me a good, clean death anyday."
Tyrion Lannister: "Speaking for the grotesques, I have to disagree. Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities. I hope the boy does wake. I'd be very interested to hear what he has to say."
Jaime Lannister: "Dear brother, there are times you make me wonder whose side you're on."
Tyrion Lannister: "Dear brother, you wound me. You know how much I love my family."