Mom: "I'm just worried."
Dad: "About what?"
Mom: "I don't know. Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend."
Dad: "Oh please. Come on honey, he's 17 years old."
Mom: "That's what I'm worried about."
Dad: "Let's be realistic here. This is Thomas we're talking about. He's not exactly Mr. Popular."
Mom: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Dad: "I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid, you know. He's got a couple friends, they're gonna hang out, but they're not gonna do anything. He's a sweet kid, but he's a loser."