13 Going on 30

"I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"

Jenna: "Becky, can I ask you something?"
Becky: "Yeah, sure."
Jenna: "Can you tell I'm wearing underwear, cos I totally am."
Becky: "I think that's kinda the point!"

Becky: "I like your dress."
Jenna: "That's because I have these incredible boobs to fill it out!"

"Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"

"You are rude, and mean, and sloppy, and frizzy - and I don't like you at all."

Matt: "Jenna, what are you... Why are you here?"
Jenna: "Matty, I told you - something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then, and then today I woke up and I'm this, and you, I mean... you're that! You get it?"
Matt: "Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Fallen into a K-Hole? You doing drugs?"

"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade."

Matt (young): "I can't believe you invited those clones."
Jenna (young): "They're my friends."
Matt (young): "The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?"
Jenna (young): "Almost. And someday I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick."
Matt (young): "There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal."
Jenna (young): I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool."