Smokey and the Bandit * Quotes

Cledus Snow: "Besides, I can't go with you. I got to go to Conyers in the morning and pick up a load of manure."
Bandit: "Shitty job."

"There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"

"I don't think my dog bit you, mister, 'cause Fred definately don't like grease!"

Bandit: "When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are."
Carrie: "Mr Bandit, you have a lyrical way of cutting through the bullshit."
Bandit: "And you have a unique way with the English language, Miss Frog."

Bandit: "Well, go girl, go!"
Carrie: "I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!"

Buford T. Justice: "Nobody, and I mean nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker!"
Junior: "Except for that..."
Buford T. Justice: "Shut your ass."

Carrie: "Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it."
Bandit: "And?"
Carrie: "One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother!"
Bandit: "Well, at least he kept it in the family."