Aloha

"This is what we get for letting civilians into space."

"Now teenagers in equatorial New Guinea can't meet and date because of you."

"I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option, too."

"The future isn't just something that happens. It's a brutal force with a great sense of humor that will steamroll you if you're not watching."

"In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun."

"You sold your soul so many times nobody's buying anymore."