Apocalypse Now

"We use Wagner. It scares the shit out of the slopes. My boys love it!"

"He likes you because you're still alive."

"What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!"

"There are two of you, don't you see? One that kills... and one that loves."

"I will not hurt or harm you. Just give me back the board, Lance. It was a good board... and I like it. You know how hard it is to find a board you like..."

Chef: "Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
Soldier: "So we don't get our balls blown off."

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving."

"We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write 'fuck' on their airplanes because it's obscene!"