Father Figures

"We're not loosers, we're survivors."

"The universe is on probation with me."

"The universe has a tendency to point you in the right direction."

"Everybody was high... monogomy wasn't exactly a priority."

Peter: "We almost got killed!"
Kyle: "No, we just had one of the best adventures of our lives!"
Peter: "No, we didn't!"
[Peter and Kyle start fighting on the tracks]
Hitchhiker: "Hey, guys, my negro spider senses is tingling. It's not the soul train, there is a train!!"

Peter: "Go, go, go!! [Kyle drives backwards an hits someone] STOP!"
Kyle: "What was that?"
Peter: "I think it was a person."

Sarah: "Sounds like you had an awful day."
Peter: "And yet, an amazing day."

Roland Hunt: "There is no way those two jackasses are my kids! They look like a couple of dickheads!"
Kyle: [to Peter] "He runs hot, just like you."