Big Trouble in Little China

"I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

Wang Chi: "Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won; here's to America's colors, the colors that never run."
Jack Burton: "May the wings of liberty never lose a feather."

"I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things."

Gracie Law: "I'd go with you but..."
Jack Burton: "I know, there's a problem with your face."

"Everybody relax, I'm here."

"Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."

"Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says: 'Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it!'"