Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Police Psychiatrist: "I wanna know why you claim to be Sigmund Freud."
Sigmund Freud: "Why do you claim I'm not Sigmund Freud?"
Police Psychiatrist: "Why do you keep asking me these questions?"
Sigmund Freud: "Tell me about your mother."

Billy the Kid: "Here's the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep."
Bill, Ted: "Sounds good, Mr. The Kid!"

"Like sands of the hourglass, so are the days of our lives."

Bill: "Ted?"
Ted: "I'm in love, dude."
Bill: "Whoa. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It's a history report, not a babe report."
Ted: "But, Bill, those are historical babes."
Bill: "Okay, you're the ladies' man. How we gonna meet 'em?"

Ted: "Whoa. He didn't even card us, dude."
Bill: "Yeah, we have to remember this place."

Bill: "'The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing!."
Ted: "That's us, dude."

Ted: "OK wait. If you guys are really us, what number are we thinking of?"
Bill, Ted: "69, dudes."
Bill, Ted: "Whoa."

Bill: "Okay, Ted, George Washington. One: the father of our country."
Ted: "Two: born on President's Day."
Bill: "Three: the dollar-bill guy."
Ted: "Bill, you ever made a mushroom out of his head? It's like, just like..."
Bill: "Ted. Alaska."
Ted: "Okay. Um... Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick."
Bill: "That's Captain Ahab, dude."