Bill: "Okay, Ted, George Washington. One: the father of our country."
Ted: "Two: born on President's Day."
Bill: "Three: the dollar-bill guy."
Ted: "Bill, you ever made a mushroom out of his head? It's like, just like..."
Bill: "Ted. Alaska."
Ted: "Okay. Um... Had wooden teeth, chased Moby Dick."
Bill: "That's Captain Ahab, dude."