Crimes of Passion

"You wear your anguish like a breakaway chastity belt."

"If you think you're gonna' get back in my panties, forget it. There's one asshole in there already."

"Although we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we will never run out of TWA tea."

Rev. Shayne: "Don't fight me, child. I'm the messenger of God and I only want to heal you."
China: "Heal thyself, pimp shit!"

"Well, the game's not over. The messenger of God will return. And this time he'll bring the final word."

Bobby Grady: "I wanna' know what's bugging you. Is it the way I eat? Why did you pour all that maple syrup on my pancakes?"
Amy Grady: "It was a mistake, all right?"
Bobby Grady: "Was it?"
Amy Grady: "What do you think, I'm trying to poison you with maple syrup?"

Bobby Grady: "You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid."
China: "I remind you of a *hamster*?"
Bobby Grady: "Yep. He ran away whenever you tried to touch him. So I wanted to show him there was nothing to be afraid of. So one day I just picked him up real fast and I just held him."
China: "And he turned tender and loving..."
Bobby Grady: "Nope. He shit in my hand."

Rev. Shayne: "Save your soul, whore!"
China: "Save your money, shithead!"