Crimes of Passion * Quotes

Amy Grady: "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you went to the bathroom?"
Bobby Grady: "Nope, she taught me not to piss on my fingers."

Bobby Grady: "Sorry, I'm not too good at this. It's my first time."
China: "Are you that desperate or that horny?"
Bobby Grady: "Uh... no. Married."
China: "Oh, THAT desperate and THAT horny!"

Rev. Shayne: "Save your soul, whore!"
China: "Save your money, shithead!"

Bobby Grady: "You remind me of this hamster I had when I was a kid."
China: "I remind you of a *hamster*?"
Bobby Grady: "Yep. He ran away whenever you tried to touch him. So I wanted to show him there was nothing to be afraid of. So one day I just picked him up real fast and I just held him."
China: "And he turned tender and loving..."
Bobby Grady: "Nope. He shit in my hand."

Bobby Grady: "I wanna' know what's bugging you. Is it the way I eat? Why did you pour all that maple syrup on my pancakes?"
Amy Grady: "It was a mistake, all right?"
Bobby Grady: "Was it?"
Amy Grady: "What do you think, I'm trying to poison you with maple syrup?"

"Well, the game's not over. The messenger of God will return. And this time he'll bring the final word."

Rev. Shayne: "Don't fight me, child. I'm the messenger of God and I only want to heal you."
China: "Heal thyself, pimp shit!"