Dallas Buyers Club

"If it sucks, I got it."

"Screw the FDA, I'm gonna be DOA."

"I've been looking for you, lone star."

"I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls."

Ron Woodroof: "Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date?"
Dr. Eve Saks: "Do I look like someone who takes vacations?"
Ron Woodroof: "A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody."

"Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!"

"Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal."

Rayon: "I'm Rayon."
Ron Woodroof: "Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed."
Rayon: "Relax, I don't bite. I guess you're handsome, in a Texas, hick, white trash, dumb kind of way."
Ron Woodroof: "Get the fuck out of here, whatever you are, before I kick you in the fucking face."