Danny the Dog

"You borrow money from me, you're expected to pay it back. You pay it back, the collar stays on. You don't pay it back, the collar comes of. A simple set of rules."

Bart: "Cause i'm so pleased to have you home, I'll answer one question. Go on, fire away."
Danny: "Did you know my mom?"
Bart:" Your mom? Why would I know your mom? I found you in the street. Lying on the pavement. You was halfdead. You couldn't even talk. You was just lying there. No one wanting you. No one caring whether you lived or died. Except me."

"I don't believe it. He just stood there and watched them beat the crap out of me. Even a dog has got the brains to come to his masters defense. Bite them. Claw them. Piss on them. Anything for fucks sake!"

"Boss sends me out to get some mangos and papayas and look what I find instead... a lemon."

"It's all going on the bill Danny-boy. You hear me? It's going on the bill."

"If you can't do what I've trained you to do, what fucking use are you? No fucking use is the answer. No fucking use at all."

Bart: "What's wrong with you?"
Danny: "I don't wanna hurt people anymore."
Bart: "Excuse me. Danny, that's what you do. You hurt people."
Danny: "Not anymore."

"Look who's come home to his lovin' uncle Bart!"