David Brent: Life on the Road

"Black people aren't crazy, black people aren't lazy, and poor's aren't babies. You can't just pick them up, they've got rights."
[rapping]

"We're both just trying to make it but he just has me wrapping about a lot of weird shit."
[about to Brent]

"On the road is where I really come alive."

"I'm putting a tour together."

"Keep the noise down. No, turn it up."

"I found myself again and I started to do what I do best: entertain."

"That's as stiff as you like and it won't damage your rug. Well that's what I told her."
[selling a poduct]

"We are Foregone Conclusion."
[announcing his band's name onstage]