David Brent: Life on the Road

"I like the people to feel I'll get inside your head, maybe get inside your heart."

"I let her keep the t-shirt. It's only fair."

"Just when you think he can't get any worse, he'll shoot a fat girl in the face with a t-shirt gun."

"We are going to get a little bit funky... probably too funky."

"You think it's painful to watch, I have to stand next to him."

"This tour is going to get better and better."

Keyboarder: "I didn't really know whether to laugh or cry. There's been quite a few moments like that I think."
Drummer: "There have, yeah."

"People often say, 'Is there anything you won't joke about?' Yes, the handicapped."