Demolition

Todd: "Uhm... lost my train of thought. We won."
Davis: "Oh. What'd you win?"
Todd: "Swimming. I'm a swimmer."
Davis: "Ah. You know, I used to do laps at the Y, and then I realized how many people must urinate in that pool on a daily basis, and that kinda ruined it for me. Yeah."

Davis: "Is Carl really out of town, or did you just chop him up into little pieces and stuff him in your sock drawer?"
Karen: "That's ridiculous. I don't have a sock drawer."

[Tearing down the house with a sledgehammer]
Chris: "What are you exactly doing?"
Davis: "I'm taking apart my marriage."

[Shopping at the hardware store]
Chris: "Why you buying all this shit?"
Davis: "Uh, the tools of the trade, my young friend."
Chris: "What trade would that be?"
Davis: "Destruction, devastation. I mean, haven't you ever wanted to just smash the shit out of something?"

"There was love between us your daughter and I, it's just that I didn't hold onto it well enough."

"Nobody wants carousels anymore. They want roller coasters that go upside down and make you puke."

"Who the fuck drives a station wagon?"

"Man loses his wife, he's a widower. Child loses a parent, they're an orphan. But losing a child... there is no word for this. And it shouldn't be."