Dragged Across Concrete

Anthony Lurasetti:" Best part of a stake out, other than when it ends is when you're eating."
Brett Ridgeman: "A single red ant could have eaten that faster."

Anthony Lurasetti: "What are we doing here?"
Brett Ridgeman: "We're monitoring a suspicious individual to figure out if he has any money he doesn't need."
Anthony Lurasetti: "Anchovies!"

"You know, I never thought I was a racist before living in this area. I'm about as liberal as any ex-cop could ever be. But now... we really do need to move."

"I'm not racist. Every Martin Luther King Day, I order a cup of dark roast."

Brett Ridgeman: "Is that a guy or a girl singing that song?"
Anthony Lurasetti: "Can't tell."
Brett Ridgeman: "Not that it makes a big difference these days."
Anthony Lurasetti: "I think that line was obliterated the day men started saying we're pregnant when their wives were."