Entourage

George Takei: "The commitment that these two men are about to make is the most important commitment anyone can make."
Ari Gold: "If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so."
George Takei: "And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time."
Ari Gold: "Don't kid yourself, Sulu."

"Do you know how hard I have worked to avoid going to Texas? Do you know what they do to Jews in Texas?"

"Did I tell you the Jewish Journal just named me 'Best Looking Circumcised Studio Head'?"

Ronda Rousey: "You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle."
Turtle: "So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date."
Ronda Rousey: "Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me."
[bell ringing]
Turtle: "How much time?"
Johnny: "3 seconds!"
[Turtle kicked down by Ronda]

Ari Gold: [stopping at traffic light] "Hey, Liam!"
Liam Neeson: "Go f*ck yourself, Ari."
Ari Gold: "Forgive and forget, buddy, no?"
[Liam drives off]
Ari Gold: "Hey Schindler, leave no Jew behind!"

Eric: "We can't finish the movie without money."
Ari Gold: "Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops."
Eric: "You're funny. But did you tell Vince, because he's on his way to editing."
Ari Gold: "I'm telling you. Because it is your job, along with going over budget and being short, to tell him these things."

Ari Gold: "I gave you 100 million dollars. You agreed to not go over!"
Vincent: "Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed."
Johnny: "It's like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say 'no' but neither of you really believes you mean it, though."
Ari Gold: "What is he doing here?"