Entourage

Ari Gold: "He doesn't like Drama. He wants to cut him out."
Vince: "Johnny?"
Ari Gold: "Yeah."
Mark Wahlberg: "That's fucked up, Vince. I'm gonna do my reality show the Wahlbergers right now at A&E - if they tried to cut out my mother, I'd kill somebody, even if she sucked as bad as Drama probably sucks."

Turtle: "Jesus Christ, this guy snuck into another relationship."
Eric: "It's not a relationship. I'm just having fun."
Johnny: "Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're f*cking her."

"I see for you, I know this movie is enormous. It fails, you go down in flames quicker than the Hindenburg. To me, this is just another check."

Larsen McCredle: "This man treated my son like a horse's ass, which he is, but that's not really the point. You said you had a son, Gold?"
Ari Gold: "I do. He's 12."
Larsen McCredle: "Well I hope when he grows up he's not a complete and utter fuckin' buffoon like mine, but just in case he is, I hope the people that respect you at least pretend to respect him."

Mrs. Ari: "It's 2 AM. You sat down to watch this movie at midnight."
Ari Gold: "I'm mentally prepping. I'm gonna start now. Wanna join me?"
Mrs. Ari: "You said I couldn't."
Ari Gold: "Well you can blow me through it in case it sucks."

Larsen McCredle: "Ari, we sure do 'preciate you comin' out here all this way."
Ari Gold: "Oh, of course."
Larsen McCredle: "You been on the job nearly 8 months and hadn't payed us a visit. We're beginning to feel unloved."
Ari Gold: "I didn't know I was invited."
Larsen McCredle: "Oh, anybody spends my money like you do is always invited to my home to tell me why."

Ari Gold: "Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski?"
Travis McCredle: "No, but I feel like we already know each other. I saw your Sports Illustrated spread on the plane. That looked cold; was that cold?"
Emily Ratajkowski: "It was."
Travis McCredle: "Well, it was still hot."

Johnny: "You might want to put me in Iron Man 3."
Jon Favreau: "We did 3. 4 would be next."
Johnny: "Iron Man 4! Downey's great don't get me wrong, I love Downey; he's just a little long in the tooth. I think you wanna go younger, man."
Jon Favreau: "If I recall, you're 5 years older than him."