Fight Club

"You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."

"I'm f*cking Lou. Who the f*ck are you?"

Tyler Durden: "It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car."
Narrator: "There's always that."

"You had to give it to him: he had a plan. And it started to make sense, in a Tyler sort of way. No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."

"Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."

"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"

"My God. I haven't been f*cked like that since grade school."

"Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"