Fist Fight

"Campbell, you've got this. [suddenly Campbell runs away] I don't think he's got this."

"I'm done with this shit. No more Mr. Nice Guy, no more playing by the rules."

"You're the nice guy, and then people are like, 'Hey, I'm going to stomp on that guy'."

Andy Campbell: "Holly, you're guidance counselor. You're not doing meth again, right?"
Holly: "Yeah. Yeah, just a little bit."
Andy Campbell: "Don't do meth."
Holly: "Because it's the gateway."
Andy Campbell: "It's the finish line!"

"This shit is violent! I look like a minion!"

"This school is crazy!"

"Two teachers are in a school fight to end all school fights."

Coach Morgan: "You guys say Strickland is going to fight Campbell?"
Cody: "Yeah, he's going to whip him bad."
Coach Morgan: "Without a doubt."