G.I. Joe: Retaliation

Joe Colton: "It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?"
Flint: "Well... how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?"

"I'll take two boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks. Lower your weapons."

Roadblock: "Where can we find you, general?"
Joe Colton: "Just need my orders."
Roadblock: "You know we'd make a hell of a team."

"You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!"

Roadblock: "General."
Joe Colton: "Call me Joe."

Roadblock: "My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot."
[hands Mouse a bullet]
Mouse: "Delicious."
Roadblock: "Attaboy."

Flint: "We have to assume that there's no one we could trust."
Roadblock: "There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes."

[Joe offers his minitank]
Joe Colton: "It idles a little rough in neutral."
Roadblock: "I ain't gonna be in neutral."
Joe Colton: "Hoo-ah."
Roadblock: "What about you?"
Joe Colton: "DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting."