Goat

"Listen up, you guys have three hours to finish this keg. If you fail I can one hundred percent promise you you're going to have to f*ck this goat. Start the music!"

"Look we haven't been doing anything that every other fraternity on campus hasn't been doing."

"I'm having sex for the first time in my life. I'm not stupid, that's not because of me."

"Brother, they're not going to let you in here just because you're my brother. You need to let them know you want to be here."
[to Brad]

Brad: "I'm excited. I'm excited to be here."
Brett: "Because these are some of the best years ever."

"This is Phi Sigma Mu, we're gentlemen. We don't like to fight, but if we got to fight then we all fight."
[to Brad]

Will: "So what's up with Rush? Can anybody come out or..."
Brett: "Yeah, of course. Yeah, we've actually got a party on Saturday."

Will: "Dude, are you in Phi Sigma Mu?"
Brett: "I am, yeah."
Will: "That's awesome."