Going in Style

"These banks practically destroyed this country. They crushed a lot of people's dreams, and nothing ever happened to them. We three old guys, we hit a bank. We get away with it, we retire in dignity. Worst comes to the worst, we get caught, we get a bed, three meals a day, and better health care than we got now."

Chuck Lofton: "I'm seeing an overdrawn balance in your daily checking."
Joe: "Yeah, my mortgage payment tripled."
Chuck Lofton: "I disclosed the possibility of a rate hike during your refi. Do you remember that?"

Joe: "Reminds me of the time we went to Reno, we ate like kings."
Albert: "We were kings."
Willie: "We still are."

Jesus: "From now on you communicate by texting."
Albert: "How do you work without buttons?"
Joe: "It's a touchscreen."
Albert: "I'm groping it all over, nothing happens."

Jesus: "Are you five-o."
Joe: "We're practically eight-o."

Joe: "We're going to need professional help."
Willie: "You think?"

Albert: "What are you chasing me for?"
Security Guard: "Don't make me kill you!"
Albert: [puts his hands up] "This is not an admission of guilt, I'm just tired!"

"I've never had anybody walked off with a whole pork loin. I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. Look what you did to Cindy, she's looking like a Colombian drug mule."