Heist

Mickey: "This other thing, the Swiss thing, if I was a publisher I'd publish the plans."
Bobby: "Why don't you publish the plans?"
Mickey: "Yeah, no, I said that's what I would do if I was a publisher. Unfortunately, I'm a thief so I have to do that thing."

Mickey: "What's that lady see in you, anyway?"
Joe: "I'm resilient."
Mickey: "So's Gumby."
Joe: "I got a better profile."

Mickey: "What, do you want to tell me what made you a criminal?"
Joe: "What made YOU a criminal?"
Mickey: "Nothing made me a criminal. I AM a criminal."

Bobby Blane: "What's that?"
Joe Moore: "Gold."
Bobby Blane: "Some people say love."
Joe Moore: "Well, they're right, too. It is love. Love of gold."

Fran Moore: "Cute plan, though."
Joe Moore: "Cute as a Chinese baby."

"You know why the chicken crossed the road? Because the road crossed the chicken."

Jimmy: "No one can hear me."
Joe: "No one can hear what you don't say."
Jimmy: "Hey, I'm as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."
Joe: "I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton."

"I hate to do anything as dramatic as count to three but one, two, three."