Hitchcock

"How are you going to shoot this shower scene? It's only that, well, from here up I'm not exactly boyish."

"You shouldn't wait until half way through. Kill her after thirty minutes."

"Are we going to have to sell the whole house, or just the pool?"

"Oh by the way, try the finger sandwiches. They are real fingers."

"It was the knife that, a moment later, cut off her scream, and her head. Charming. Doris Day should do it as a musical!"

Alfred Hitchcock: "My contract guarantees me final cut on all of my pictures."
Barney Balaban: "It also states that Paramount doesn't have to release anything that might cause the studio embarrassment!"
Alfred Hitchcock: "As opposed to those last five Martin and Lewis pictures you're so proud of?"

"Beware, all men are potential murders. And for good reason."

"You may call me Hitch. Hold the Cock."