Horrible Bosses

Kurt: "You don't fucking punch the driver!"
Nick: "Yeah, you don't punch the driver, man."
Dale: "I'm coked out of my fucking head, I can punch whoever I want to!"

Bobby: "You're three hours late. What's the deal?"
Kurt: "I was at your father's funeral."
Bobby: "Uh huh. Well, maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now."

Nick: "I'm such a sucker! Harken was never gonna promote me..."
Kurt: "That coked up prick is gonna ruin Pellit Chemicals. He's just gonna fire everybody!"
Dale: "She stood there with her breasts, right in my face!"
Kurt: "... Ye' know, yours doesn't sound that bad."

"Listen to me, you stupid little runt. I OWN YOU. You're my BITCH! So don't walk around here thinking you have free will because you DON'T. I can break you anytime I want!"

"Please protect me from them! I have a wife - and a cat!"

"What is "deliberately" undressed. You accidentally get undressed?"

"No one's going to pay you to be a husband, unless you marry Oprah."

"I don't have sleeve gloves."