Some Kind of Beautiful

"There is nothing honourable in misery. Carpe Diem!"

"Hey, how's the lecture coming?"
Richard: "I pass kidney stones with greater ease."

"It's very difficult to stay true to your own voice when everybody else wants you to do something else."

Olivia: "Look, I made some soup, would you like some? It's horrible."
Richard: "Sure, I like horrible soup."

"Why do you have to be so english? Talk to me!"

"Why is it, the most helpful people are always around when you don't want any help?"

"American women may be fun and Victoria Secret when you first met them but as soon as they get their claws into you they stop fucking and start eating and the only ass you gonna get is a fat one."

Jake: "Aren't they uncomfortable?"
Richard: "That's why girls love it when you take them off."