Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

"Sid, you're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl, with... with low standards, no real options or sense of smell..."

"The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Bu."

Crash: "What's that sound?"
Buck: "It's the wind. It's speaking to us."
Eddie: "What's it saying?"
Buck: "I don't know. I don't speak wind."

Buck: "What are you doing here?"
Ellie: "Our friend was taken by a dinosaur."
Buck: "Well, he's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop!"

"I'm a single mother with 3 kids. I could use a little compassion."

"Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel."

[as a Tyrannosaurus approaches]
Ellie: "I thought those guys were extinct."
Manny: "Well then, that is one *angry* fossil."

Buck: "Are you ready for adventure?"
Crash&Eddie: "Yes, sir!"
Buck: "For danger?"
Crash&Eddie: "Yes, sir!"
Buck: "For death?"
Eddie: "Uhh, can you repeat the question?"