Seann William Scott

Eddie: "What if we're the last creatures left alive? We'll have to repopulate the earth."
Crash: "How? Everyone is either a dude or our sister."

Eddie: "[thinks Crash is dead] Who's gonna roll in that dung patch with me?"
Crash: "[waking up] Dung patch?"

Travis: "You don't understand the situation."
Beck: "You borrowed money from the guy. You shot the wrong guy. You slept with the wrong guy's wife. I don't care. Your mistake."

Crash: "Dude, You're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!"
Eddie: "Me too!"

Buck: "Are you ready for adventure?"
Crash&Eddie: "Yes, sir!"
Buck: "For danger?"
Crash&Eddie: "Yes, sir!"
Buck: "For death?"
Eddie: "Uhh, can you repeat the question?"

Crash: "What's that sound?"
Buck: "It's the wind. It's speaking to us."
Eddie: "What's it saying?"
Buck: "I don't know. I don't speak wind."

Travis: "Let me get this straight, you never use guns?"
Beck: "No."
Travis: "Never."
Beck: "Never."
Travis: "What if your best friend was gonna die, you wouldn't pick up a gun?"
Beck: "No guns."
Travis: "Santa Claus would pick up a gun to save his best friend."
Beck: "Do I look like Santa Claus? Do I look like Santa Claus to you?"
Travis: "What do you say? Guns make you whooh-poco-loco? Bang-bang-crazy?"
Beck: "I pick up guns, bad things happen to people. I don't like that."
Travis: "What kind of things?"
Beck: "Very bad things, Travis. Walk."
Travis: "What about knives?"
Beck: "Move."

Travis: "I'm just saying that whatever my father is paying you, I will double it."
Beck: "No."
Travis: "I'll quadruple it."
Beck: "No."
Travis: "I'll double it and quadruple it."
Beck: "No."
Travis: "You're being unreasonable."