If I Stay

Adam: "Your parents seem pretty cool."
Mia Hall: "So they tell me."

Mia Hall: "At the age of 26, Ludwig Beethoven went deaf, ending his career as a successful concert pianist. But determined not to let a little thing like his hearing end his music career, my pal Ludwig became a composer. Turned out the new gig suited him. It's like that old saying, 'Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans'. Take my dad. When my little brother, Teddy, was born, he quit his band to get a real job. But then he fell in love with teaching. Now he spends his days in the mosh pit that is high school English class. Or my mom, a riot girl who found her calling as a part-time travel agent and a full-time supermom. These days she only moshes with Teddy."
Kat: "Schooch over, dude."
Mia Hall: "And then there's me. I thought I knew where I was going. I thought I had it all mapped out. Turns out, I had no idea."

Kat: "Babe, are you sure it's a bee?"
Adam: "Oh, yeah. We gotta get this stinger out."
Mia Hall: "No, we're not doing that!"
Adam: "Trust me, this is the only thing I learned in Boy Scouts."
[Adam gently sucks on her hand]
Adam: "Got it."
Kat: "Wow."
Willow: "Way hotter than tweezers."
Henry: "Stand down, woman, you're already knocked up."
Adam: "You know, you should get stung more often. I'm sorry to say that's the furthest we've gotten since our first date."

Mia Hall: "There are two types of people in the world, Kim. Those who like real coffee and those who like froufrou drinks with ridiculous names."
Kim: "Um, wow. You know, I'm not ashamed to be a cinnamon-spice chai latte lover. Thank you very much."
Mia Hall: "Yeah, well, it kind of smells like Christmas threw up in your mug."
Kim: "Fine, by me."

"Guys play music for two reasons. To get laid... and because they got rage. But mostly to get laid."

"You wrote me a song."

Denny: "Ok, this is painful to watch. Look, who knows what time the mail is gonna even be delivered today. Come on you gotta come with us."
Kat: "Come on baby, pretty soon you're gonna be going off to college no matter where you're going. How many snow days are we gonna be able to spend together?"
Mia Hall: "Are you guys really using the guilt card right now?"
Kat: "We'll let you pick the music."
Mia Hall: "And bribery."
Denny: "Honey, guilt and bribery are the glue that have held parents and teenagers together for generations. Don't fight tradition."
Mia Hall: "Fine."

Mia Hall: "Why do I get this feeling you're about to mess up my entire life?"
Adam: "A little mess never hurt anybody."